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Das erkläre ich Dir, wenn Du größer bist

Sonntag, Dezember 7th, 2014

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Wir sitzen bei Abendessen. Mia hat die Nacht zuvor bei ihrer Freundin übernachtet. Wir unterhalten uns über den vorherigen Tag bei ihrer Freundin, die auch einen kleinen 4jährigen Bruder hat.

MAMA: Na, wie war es bei der Aline)

MIA: Schön!

MAMA: Hast Du eigentlich auch mit dem Etienne gespielt?

MIA: Nein.

MAMA: Warum eigentlich nicht?

MIA: Weil der so nervig ist!

PAPA: (hat sie nicht richtig verstanden) Was ist der? Äffrig?

MIA: Neeeee, Papa der ist nicht FICKRIG! Der ist NEEEERVIG!

Mama bricht in Schnappatmung aus!

PAPA: Aha, aber weißt Du überhaupt, was fickrig ist?

MIA: Nöööööö, was ist das?

PAPA: Da redet man erst drüber, wenn man’s schon mal gemacht hat.