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Solche Fragen wie „Wie gross bist Du?“ und das Kind streckt die Arme in die Luft sind wahrscheinlich ganz normale Sachen, die man seinem Kind beibringt. Wir haben kürzlich mit dem Blödsinn angefangen „Was ist der Papa, was ist die Mia, was ist die Mama….?“, was mittlerweile echt schon folgendermassen ausgeweitet ist:
- Was ist der Papa? – Ein Löwe
- Was ist die Mia? – Eine Mietzekatze
- Was ist die Mama? – Ein Klugseisser [das ’sch‘ geht halt noch nicht so gut]
- Was ist die Bine [ihre Lieblingserzieherin]? – Beste Freundin
- Was ist die Anna [ihre beste Freundin]? – Busenfreundin
Natürlich versuchen wir ihr auch so einige grundlegende Dinge beizubringen, da gehört dann sowas dazu
- Wie heisst Du mit vollem Namen? – Das kann sie mittlerweile richtig gut
- Wie alt bis Du? – Wie aus der Pistole kommt dann „Swei!“ [naja, das „z“ geht auch noch nicht so gut]
- Wo wohnst Du? – Eigentlich sollte sie hier wenigstens sagen „Daheim.“ oder „Im Kinderzimmer.“ oder noch toller wäre die Strasse, aber sie sagt immer „Krippe.“ und das tut verdammt weh, schiebe ich mein Kind doch ab und es weiss nicht, wo es zu Hause ist