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Ich weiß es zwar nicht, aber ich nehme mal an, das gewisse Ammenmärchen einfach die Erziehung erleichtern, wenigstens so lang bis die Kinder gemerkt haben, dass man ihnen da einen rechten Bären aufgebunden hat. Ich dachte mir, ich sammle die mal, denn es ist eigentlich unglaublich, was man Kindern so an Quatsch erzählt. Aber wenn’s hilft…
Wem noch was einfällt, der soll mir bitte unbedingt Bescheid geben, damit ich meine Sammlung noch erweitern kann!
- „Schau nicht immer auf Deine Nase, sonst bleiben Deine Augen mal so und dann schielst Du für immer!“
- Im Flugzeug: „Sei still, sonst dreht der Pilot um!“ [Zitat von Michael Mittermeier]
- Zuviel fernsehen, gibt viereckige Augen
- Wenn man nicht aufisst, dann gibt’s schlechtes Wetter
- Und nur wer aufisst, der wird groß und stark
- Mit Essen spielt man nicht!
- Gewitterblümchen darf man nicht pflücken, denn sonst regnet es
- Man darf nur unter Dusche pupsen, denn da stinken die Pupse nicht, weil sie ja gleich durch das Wasser gereinigt werden
- Onanieren macht einen krummen Rücken und schiefe Finger
- Eltern wissen ALLES besser!
- Messer nicht abschlecken (wenn z.B. Marmelade dran ist), das ist nur Opas vorbehalten
- „Das wird schon wieder bis Du heiratest!“
- Babys bringt Storch
- Wenn man lügt, bekommt man eine lange Nase
- Was auf den Tisch kommt, wird gegessen
- Solang Du Deine Füsse unter meinem Tisch hast, wird getan, was ich sage
- Indiana spüren keinen Schmerz
NACHTRAG:
- Kinder, die was wollen, kriegen was auf die Bollen
- Wer schön sein will, muß leiden
- Ein richtiger Junge weint nicht
- Mamas können um die Ecke gucken und sehen alles
- Mamas haben auch am Hinterkopf Augen und können auch deswegen alles sehen
